Super-moon!

 This Saturday (May 5th), our familiar lunar companion will move in closer than she's been in twenty years, and will be in full phase, resulting in a "Supermoon" (or perigee-syzygy for you astronomy nerds). The perfect line-up will occur that night at 9:35pm, when the moon will appear larger than usual and cause many of us to transform into werewolves. Just kidding about that last part, although a supermoon is a suspect in the sinking of the Titanic, when unusually high tides may have dislodged the iceburg that struck the ship.

Lucky Iceland

Did you know we're in the middle of a geomagnetic storm, resulting from the strongest solar flare activity in five years? That would explain why my refrigerator magnets keep flying across the room. Sunspot AR1429 (I guess somebody keeps track), which is wider than the earth and facing us head-on, is spewing forth waves of solar energy, causing some glorious aurora activity in the north. Check out this shot from Faskrudsfjordur, Iceland (taken by Jónína Óskarsdótti):
































UPDATE: These auroras are now being reported from Wisonsin, Minnesota, and North Dakota. I could swear I remember seeing something similar in Utah years ago, which would be very unusual. Also, I was able to contact my dad through an old ham radio that night, except he was actually talking to me from 30 years in the past!
Anyway, geomagnetic storms have the potential to affect satellite navigation , GPS functioning,
and power grids (like an EMP), but so far the only result has been Northern Lights on steroids...













By Timo Newton-Sims, Finland

















By Timo Veijalainen, Finland
















By Chad Blakley, Sweden

Speaking of significant celestial events, guess where the best place on earth to view the next solar eclipse is? Kanarraville, Utah! Also home to the nations' first all-woman fire department, this tiny town will see an influx of 'astro-tourists' seeking a front row seat to watch the moon almost completely cover the sun on May 20th. Click HERE for the story (featuring an interview with Bonnie Oldroyd)
















Aurora info source: SpaceWeather.com

What's Wrangle's Angle?

Remember Obama's eyebrow-raising proposal for a "National Security Force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded (as the military)" during his presidential campaign?

Charlie Rangel does.
















Rangel (D-New York, U.S. House of Representatives) has a life and career that make a fascinating study:

* Awarded Bronze Star and Purple Heart for heroic actions during the Korean War
* Graduated from law school and became an attorney
* Ran as both a Republican and Democrat to win his 1968 re-election to the NY State Assembly, aided by NY Governor Nelson Rockefeller
* Has won every re-election for his U.S. House seat since 1972, often with bi-partisan support and over 90% of the vote
* Joined Louis Farrakhan in 1972 at the murder scene of a NY policeman (a Nation of Islam Mosque) to stop any suspects from being taken into custody, since any arrests "might cause rioting"
* Instrumental in providing aid to Israel during the Yom Kippur War
* Opposed the Iraq War
* Vocal critic of Bush & Cheney
* Condemned Hugo Chavez for his "Bush is the devil" remarks at the UN in 2006
* Supported Hillary Clinton before she lost the Democratic nomination to Obama
* Recently charged with 13 counts of violating House rules and federal laws, mostly dealing with tax, rental, and fund-raising fraud and corruption
* Wants to reinstate the draft as a way to make the military more representative of the population

Rangel is now pushing a bill (H.R. 5741) that would appear to fulfill Obama's dream of a National Security Force. Called the Universal National Service Act (see bill HERE), this action would authorize the President to induct every American citizen between the ages of 18 and 42 to serve a mandatory two year period in a military or civilian service capacity.

Track the progress of this bill HERE.

A final note: Rangel has done this before and knows it has little chance of passing. You would have to have a congress full of brave (not closet) socialists or a watered down version of the bill to make any headway on this agenda. Such ideas may be heading back to the shadows anyway after the Great Rout of November 2, 2010.

Still, here's conspiracy-inspiring WorldNetDaily's take: (CLICK )

Man With a Mission

Several decades ago, Simon Wiesenthal, a Jewish survivor of the Nazi genocide, sat down to Sabbath services with a fellow camp survivor. Simon's friend, a wealthy jeweler, asked him why he had not resumed his vocation as an architect and become rich. Instead, Simon had devoted his life to documenting Nazi atrocities and hunting down the perpetrators in order to bring them to justice.

"You're a religious man," Wiesenthal told his friend. "You believe in God and life after death. I also believe. When we come to the other world and meet the millions of Jews who died in the camps and they ask us, 'What have you done?' there will be many answers. You will say, 'I became a jeweler.' Another will say, 'I smuggled coffee and American cigarettes.' Another will say, 'I built houses.' But I will say, 'I didn't forget you.' "

Simon Weisnethal died in 2005 at the age of 96. Relentless and controversial, he once said,"I'm doing this because I have to do it. I am not motivated by a sense of revenge. Perhaps I was for a short time in the very beginning. . . . Even before I had had time to really think things through, I realized we must not forget. If all of us forgot, the same thing might happen again, in 20 or 50 or 100 years."

Visit this link for a brief biography.

Another Boring Textbook?

I don't know if anyone remembers Obama saying right after his election that "science and the scientific process must inform and guide decisions of my administration in its decisions."

The big question is, who's science?

Another event you may not have noticed was the recent confirmation of Dr.John Holdren as Obama's "Director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy", or "Science Czar"( a czar is appointed and not held accountable to congress). Of course he was confirmed with very little opposition now that the Democrats have a super-majority.

Republilcan senator David Vitter asked Dr. Holdren if he believed that population control should be the role of government. He answered 'no', that he didn't think "any of us know what the answer is".

Why would Senator Vitter ask that question? Because Dr. Holdren co-authored a textbook entitled "Ecoscience:Population, Resources, Environment" in 1977 that details how various population control strategies might work, including: compulsory abortion, mass sterilization by adding infertility drugs to water and food supplies, limiting families to two children, and establishing a 'planetary regime' to control economic, environmental and reproductive behavior.

The White House has scrambled to point out that Holdren was just 'describing' possible solutions to what many people felt was the impending disaster of overpopulation in the 70's (like global warming is today) and that critics are over-reacting to statements made decades ago that are no longer relevant.

Go to this link for a good overview of the passages in question and ask yourself: has Dr. Holdren had a change of heart over the years or does he need to hide his true colors from the masses like other Obama associates such as Rev. Wright and William Ayers?

Headline Gems 2

Priceless headlines:

Man Pretending to Fall Off Bridge Actually Falls

Pregnant Woman Running From Bear Hit By Car

Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself

Channeling Che

This photo is one of the most iconic images in modern history. Who was this guy? And what does he have to do with today's political climate?

Che Guevera (1928-1967)

· Liked: Communism (thought Socialism was for sissies), cigars, chess, and poetry

· Disliked: Catholic nuns, Democracy, bathing, and being faithful to his wife

· Nicknames: “Choncho”(pig) and “The Butcher of La Cabana”

· Imprisoned in his labor camps: Poets, rebellious intellectuals, & gays

· Said: “An effective, violent, selective, and cold-blooded killing machine: this is what our soldiers must become.”

· # of people Che personally ordered to be executed: 400+

· # of middle-class Latin American college students he inspired to become guerillas: 30,000+

· # of people killed in these insurgencies: 300,000+

· # of successful revolutions besides Totalitarian Cuba: 0

· Called Che “excessively aggressive”: Best buddy Fidel Castro

· Admirers: Malcolm X, the Black Panthers, Nelson Mandela, Allen Ginsberg, Santana, Hugo Chavez, liberals, and most college students

· Response to The Motorcycle Diaries (biographical Che movie) at Sundance: Standing ovation

· Still seeing his face on the walls of college dorms: (yawn)

· Seeing his face alongside another well-known revolutionary: PRICELESS

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Judge James Burge of Elyria, Ohio





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Headline Gems

Once in awhile, you find a headline that seems to stand out from the rest. Here are some of these rare gems:

Duck Reportedly Scared of Water
Farmer: "It never went with the other ducks to swim in the river."

Woman Sues After Police Mistake Her For a Man
"I want compensation for the misery and hurt this caused"

Maine Anchor Gets Hate Mail For Palin Resemblance
She's "generally flattered."

Man Passes Gas, Charged With Battery On Officer
Cop: "Odor was very strong."

Hospital Tells Grandfather, 71, That He's Pregnant
Retired man "had sought help for agonizing abdominal pain."

Robber Caught Because of Large Bottom
"Witnesses identified her by her big backside."

Fan-Baiting Tutorial

Here's another form of baiting you can try from your own home, just for fun. Find a comment section on any web news page that seems to be getting lots of action or controversy. Then inject a comment that is odd or out of place to see if anyone notices. For an example, go here and scroll down to the entry labeled 'dwight / 8:29 a.m.' (Apologies to you sports aficionados)

Hmm. Nobody noticed. These rabid sports zombies are too preoccupied with post-game ranting. The goal of baiting is to get noticed and get a reaction. So it's time to mix odd with a little personal attack. I submitted the following :

Dwight says: "Bottom Line: MORMON MAFIA. All insiders know you get a handsome payoff to lean your calls towards BYU when they are playing...OR ELSE. I had an uncle who kept calling penalties on BYU and we have never seen him again. BTW, do any of you guys have jobs or like girls?"

Dang-it. Rejected by the moderator. Did I fail the "Any comments found to be abusive, offensive, off-topic, misrepresentative, more than 200 words or containing URLs will not be posted" test? Dwight tried again the next day and got in! (scroll down to Dwight's entry here). Now we just sit back and wait for the smack down.

Later...

Wow. It's been a few days and no fan-wrath. Just a kindly, older-brother-type "now, now Dwight...", and then on-going pep rally jive and analysis. Then the comments drop off as the story has faded out of the news cycle. Then it hits me. I'm trying to provoke BYU fans! What am I thinking? All I'm going to get there is forgiveness and tolerance! Next time: Scrap-Bookers!

To Cote d'Ivoire With Love

Ever heard of "scam-baiting"? It's when you actually respond to those emails from Nigeria (or other African regions, usually filled with some sappy story in broken English requesting help moving money) and try to waste their time leading them on. I don't have time for such shenanigans, so I thought I'd try to decisively settle a blossoming relationship that begun today when I received the following email:

From: pascal zadi Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 4:32:54 PM

Hello Dear
I am happy meeting you,
My name is Pascal Zadi I hope this mail finds you well & healthy and i hope we can established a relationship since we are meeting for the first time,i have gone through fasting and prayers asking God to lead me to a trust worthy person who will help me with this transaction and it interests me to contact you aftter my prayers for an assistance to help me transfer this Sum of 10.7 Million USA dollars my father deposited in a bank here in Cote d'Ivoire before he was assasinated.i like honesty,trust,love,truth,caring,& respect,i have all this qualities in me and i believe you have all this qualities too, that is why i decided to contact you for this transaction,i will like you to contact me as soon as possible through my private email so that we can know ourselves better. you can as well call me on phone (00225 6634 7640) Thanks and hoping to hear from you soonest

Pascal Zadi

Here is the response I sent:

Hello Pascal,
I am happy meeting you as well. Thank you for considering me for your financial transactions. I am actually quite honest, caring and respectful, especially when it comes to my own family. This is really a wild coincidence, but as much as I would love to assist you with your inheritance (I'm assuming I would receive a "handler's fee"), I have a bit of a confession to make (I am, after all, honest). You see, I was in the Ivory Coast recently and I...well, this is rather awkward...I...killed your father (a Mr. Zadi, right?). Please understand, it was nothing personal, I was just carrying out my employer's orders. Please accept my sincere condolences and I hope you find someone as equally caring, honest, and trusting as myself (but without a conflict of interest) to help you with your problem. May I suggest an associate of mine, Mr. "Shells" O'Rourke (shells@exterminators.com). He covers our Near East region and would be happy to help you.

Cheers,
Malky

Dr. Mitchell Wants To Believe

Where do you go after you've been to the moon and back? In Dr. Edgar Mitchell's case, you go a little nutty. First of all, you have to hand it to a guy who accomplishes all that is necessary to become a pioneering astronaut. Dr. Mitchell took part in the longest moonwalk in history on the Apollo 14 mission and was smart enough to earn his doctorate in Aeronautics and Astronautics. Now at the age of 77, he's grabbing headlines (and the adoration of UFO zealots) with the astonishing claim that, yes, it turns out aliens are real and have visited us frequently (which vindicates Dr. Laibow from the last post). As sci-fi films have been trying to tell us for years, the aliens are indeed small, strange-looking beings with large eyes and possess superior technology. I guess it would have been anti-climactic if they looked like your overweight neighbor or John Tesh (now he's off the hook as well). So there you have it. The decades old government cover-up is over. We will now need to devote resources to new considerations, such as: should they learn English, or will we be obligated to have services available in alien-ese? Should our little friends be screened for infectious alien diseases before they are allowed to mingle freely among us? What sort of carbon emissions do their spacecrafts give off? And, Dr. Rima Laibow wants to know, what about reparations (or at least an official apology) for all those abductions and 'probes' inflicted on innocent earthlings over the years?

But wait. Before you break out the Klingon dictionary, let's do some poking around. Besides excelling in a profession dictated by hard science, Dr. Mitchell has always been drawn to the paranormal. He conducted ESP experiments with friends back on earth while he was in space. Not long after his return, he founded the Institute for Noetic Sciences, devoted to the study of consciousness and psychic phenomena. Several years ago he claimed that he was cured of kidney cancer by a teenage 'remote-healer' (although the cancer was never confirmed by the standard testing). Regarding his alien claims, he has never actually seen any evidence first-hand, but has it on good authority from unnamed sources who are now, um...deceased. Sorry UFO-buffs, just pull your warp drives back to sub-light speed, because this isn't quite the smoking phaser you were hoping for. But we are still Not Alone...we have each other.

The Truth Is Out There...but probably not on YouTube.

Take this to the bank...No medical/pharmaceutical break-through will go unpunished by the fringe alternative-medicine consortium (usually led by marginalized, disaffected, and personality-disordered doctors and other 'experts'). Case in point: Every autumn, flu shots are made available to the public in hopes of building up population immunity against influenza, which makes it's global rounds every year, killing and hospitalizing thousands of people. Flu-mist, a nasal spray derived from live but weakened flu strains, was developed as an alternative to the shot, and may have some minor side effects as the body responds to this 'mini-exposure' to the flu and builds up an immunity against the real thing.
A few alarmist videos have popped up on YouTube which claim: Flu-mist is just a step away from becoming H5N1 pandemic flu and is part of 'Their' (the illuminati) plan to effectively KILL OFF MOST OF THE EARTH"S INHABITANTS THROUGH VACCINATIONS! AHHHHHHHGG! Your local health department is in on it! So is your doctor! Trust no one! Eating fungus jelly and mega-doses of vitamin C will cure influenza and cancer!
Watch this example, complete with X-File-ish music and a vegan host.

Now, there's always a little more to these slick purveyors of paranoia than meets the eye:
The medical professional interviewed for this video is Dr. Rima Laibow, who campaigns against any form of medical treatment other than natural supplements and nutrition. She is actually a psychiatrist whose specialty is working with people abducted by aliens. In fact, she claims to have been abducted herself. She is married to General Albert Stubblebine, formerly with Army Intelligence and now on the Board of Psi-Tech, a company providing 'remote viewing' services and training. To get an idea of what this pair's dinnertime conversation might be like, read this speech by Albert.
Remember, these folks need a customer base motivated by fear and paranoia to make their living. Further insight can be found on this link. Does this pair suffer from follie a deux ('shared delusion'), or are they crazy like a fox?

Suspicious Minds

Remember those rumors of empty rail-cars equipped with shackles a few years ago that had the conspiracy crowd moving 30 miles further out of town? Well, beef up your compound boys, because the CDC (Center for People-I mean Disease-Control) has stockpiled 500,000 plastic coffins in Georgia! You can ascertain the truthfulness of this claim because it's (1.) on the internet and (2.) it's hosted by Alex Jones' Infowars site, where he makes a living by stirring up our government-wary tendencies.
Watch this clip. (Although it gets pretty boring after a few minutes)
Well, there it is. They know something bad is about to happen. (Or did they get the wrong Georgia?)


OR...sniff around a little, because when something smells funny, it usually is. Turns out these plastic 'coffins' are actually vaults, sometimes substituted for concrete ones, that all coffins must legally be enclosed in before burial to keep embalming fluid from getting into the environment. This location in Georgia is actually a manufacturing and storage plant, not a government stockpile. Did you notice it's right off a main road with no fence or security? Pretty top-secret, eh? Remember, the hard-working folks that pay their bills through the sale of certain films, literature, lecture appearances, 'natural' health products, and survival gear need you to see malevolence in harmless things.

Political Analysis

Please enjoy this political analysis of our nation's presidential prospects.

Welcome

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