Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Suspicious Minds

Remember those rumors of empty rail-cars equipped with shackles a few years ago that had the conspiracy crowd moving 30 miles further out of town? Well, beef up your compound boys, because the CDC (Center for People-I mean Disease-Control) has stockpiled 500,000 plastic coffins in Georgia! You can ascertain the truthfulness of this claim because it's (1.) on the internet and (2.) it's hosted by Alex Jones' Infowars site, where he makes a living by stirring up our government-wary tendencies.
Watch this clip. (Although it gets pretty boring after a few minutes)
Well, there it is. They know something bad is about to happen. (Or did they get the wrong Georgia?)


OR...sniff around a little, because when something smells funny, it usually is. Turns out these plastic 'coffins' are actually vaults, sometimes substituted for concrete ones, that all coffins must legally be enclosed in before burial to keep embalming fluid from getting into the environment. This location in Georgia is actually a manufacturing and storage plant, not a government stockpile. Did you notice it's right off a main road with no fence or security? Pretty top-secret, eh? Remember, the hard-working folks that pay their bills through the sale of certain films, literature, lecture appearances, 'natural' health products, and survival gear need you to see malevolence in harmless things.

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