Thursday, September 18, 2008

Headline Gems


Once in awhile, you find a headline that seems to stand out from the rest. Here are some of these rare gems:

Duck Reportedly Scared of Water
Farmer: "It never went with the other ducks to swim in the river."

Woman Sues After Police Mistake Her For a Man
"I want compensation for the misery and hurt this caused"

Maine Anchor Gets Hate Mail For Palin Resemblance
She's "generally flattered."

Man Passes Gas, Charged With Battery On Officer
Cop: "Odor was very strong."

Hospital Tells Grandfather, 71, That He's Pregnant
Retired man "had sought help for agonizing abdominal pain."

Robber Caught Because of Large Bottom
"Witnesses identified her by her big backside."

2 comments:

Shea said...

I myself have been mistaken for a man on several occasions.

Zack Lamp said...

However, you are not mistaken for the only person who reads my blog.